WEATHERPROOF VINYL · DIE-CUT · PACK & SHIP FAST, WEEKENDS TOO
“We will cut your gas prices in half. Mark it down, you can get very angry at me if we don’t do it.”
FROM: CONCERNED AMERICANS
TO: ANYONE WITH A GAS TANK
STATUS: FED UP
THE MANIFESTO
MAGA papered the country with Biden pump stickers when he was president. They thought it was bad then? Look where we are now. Since he took office, Trump has been on a maniacal tirade lighting the country on fire. You are paying more at his pump, on his economy, under his watch. That failure belongs to him and all the morons who voted for him.
This is retaliation in their own format. His pointed finger rubbing salt in the wound every time they fill up their jacked up pickup truck for $200. We want Trump savaged at every nozzle. We want MAGA gut-checked with the same humiliation they called patriotism when the target was blue. Shame is the mission. Pass it on.
We all knew this would happen. A guy who bankrupted casinos got the keys to the biggest economy on earth. Casinos. Where the house always wins. He found a way to lose.
His university? Fraud. His charity? Shut down by the courts. His steaks, his airline, his vodka, his football league? All dead. But sure, let him run the country. What could go wrong.
October 10, 2024. He looked into the camera and said “We will cut your gas prices in half. Mark it down. You can get very angry at me if we don’t do it.” So we marked it down. Gas is now $5.47 a gallon.
He started a conflict with Iran that every advisor told him to avoid. Torched diplomatic relations across the Middle East. Crude oil went through the roof. American families are paying an extra $2,400 per year at the pump. You already know. You paid for it this morning.
“Drain the swamp.” Filled it with lobbyists. “Release the Epstein files.” Classified them further. “Protect Medicaid.” Signed the biggest cut in its history. “Stop the wars.” Started one.
Same guy. Same playbook. Same result. Every single time.
He was never a good choice. Not in 2016. Not in 2020. Not in 2024. And every gas pump in America is about to become a daily, unavoidable reminder of exactly how bad this is going.
1. Every pump is a billboard.
2. Every sticker is a receipt.
3. Every fill-up is a reminder.
So we’re printing stickers. Weatherproof, pump-ready, die-cut vinyl with his face pointing right at the price. And we’re putting them on every gas pump we can find. Because accountability shouldn’t require a congressional hearing. Sometimes it just needs a sticker and enough pissed off Americans to make a difference.
HE MADE THE PROMISE. WE’RE HOLDING HIM ACCOUNTABLE.
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